harrygilmore:

hobbies include: watching people argue on harry’s instagram

8.7.2014 + 15,364 notes
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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

6.25.2014 + 457,859 notes
#omfg  
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glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s his app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play and get ready to not be able to breathe

6.24.2014 + 246,480 notes
#omfg  
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thottest:

"Now this one is called Midnight Memories. nOW I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY"

6.1.2014 + 23,597 notes
#omfg  
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5.25.2014 + 14,391 notes
#OMFG  
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starks + social networks

5.19.2014 + 15,696 notes
#omfg  #got  
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Not even the Gods above, can separate the two of us..

4.27.2014 + 7,738 notes
#omfg  
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peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

4.27.2014 + 443,773 notes
#omfg  
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eatpussylivehappy:

*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?

WAS IT YOU?

THIS SHIT GOOD!!

4.19.2014 + 64,453 notes
#omfg  
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sansasturk:

olenna tyrell: killing a man at a wedding? that’s horrid! what sort of monster would do such a thing? *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*

4.15.2014 + 8,696 notes
#omfg  
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